i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just want to make out with him forever
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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