Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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