I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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