people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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