he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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