Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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