But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I can't turn off my feet"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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