we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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