I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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