just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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