I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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