People in love make me want to vomit
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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