she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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