never play flip cup with pint glasses
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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