whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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