office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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