Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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