you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky