I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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