capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Terrible idea I love it
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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