Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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