i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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