You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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