It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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