I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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