yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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