We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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