She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.