It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.