you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.