They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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