dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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