If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
