Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
this is an emotional support booty call
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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