It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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