I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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