i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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