google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
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Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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