is your mom at the bar?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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