I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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