We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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