I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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