i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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