Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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