idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i out mim tonsoeep
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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