Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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