Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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