Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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