I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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