omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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