How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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