Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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