Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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