week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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