Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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